Because I am a masochist..

[diemme]

I visited some more soccer message boards...smacks self with the crop I got two birthdays ago. SoccerAge's boards are particularly vile. I weep for the future of humanity, those people are scary and I'm sure they are breeding. According to them...and it's all accurate cuz like they heard it "from this guy..." Totti, Nesta, HSCV and Pippo all hail from the other side of the riverbank (I hope I got that saying right). All their past and present girlfriends have been part of some massive cover up. Oh and they are all money sucking "hos" too. Maldini apparently does not hail from that side of the riverbank but a few posters wish he did and have elaborate plans for him. Don't walk down any dark alleys Paolo. Pippo apparently looks just like Johnny Depp (had to chuckle at that one) and Totti and Sheva are "soooooooooooooo hottttt like Justin Timberlake." (gags)

My mother reminded me today that when I was ten I developed a fear of dying by spontaneous combustion and at the hands of an angry mob during a revolution. It's all true but she had to bring it up in public. She and her friends were having a session of "who has the weirdest kid." Obviously revenge for all the times I participated in the "my parents are so weird" game as a child. The first time I heard about spontaneous combustion it terrified me. The mob in a revolution fear was a bad reaction to an adventure story set during the French Revolution.

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[diemme.livejournal.com]

Those boards suck you in and soon you have to call in help to get out...just like in Poltergeist. There was a girl on there claiming that Nesta kissed her at some party and propositioned her, while he was drunk no less. The reactions were varied and disturbing.

I think HSCV looks like a caveman; he's heading back to the cave with his Pippo and what is up with the constant groping?