(no subject)

Why is it that just because I'll be thirty in less than two years everyone around me thinks I should be actively searching for a man? Is my damn uterus the most important part of my body? I haven't met a man in the past year who has stimulated my interest enough to have coffee with far less a relationship...hmmm coffee sounds good right now!

Edited because coffee, for some weird reason, makes me more reasonable.

Ok, I suppose I am greatful that I have people in my life who care and think I'd make a decent mother. I probably would too because I could never neglect a helpless, dependent creature who'd probably grow into a sociopath.

My dogs' vet is a very compassionate, smart and attractive man. He was very sweet with my dog who passed away earlier this year, walking her and petting her to calm her down before her shots. I noted that he was cute and all the first time we took Niquita in. But that's all! I haven't felt that little, excited flutter in my stomach for anyone in years. I refuse to believe that disappears as you get older.
Marriage is this huge, horrible, long term commitment...how can anyone enter into it with someone they just feel so-so about?

I have decided....

That the very next time anyone in my real life inquires about my love life I'm going to say that I'm having a fantasy footie affair with Alessandro Nesta. Paolo Maldini was my first choice but I just love Adriana Maldini....hmmmm I suppose I could always be having a fantasy footie affair with both Paolo and Adriana.
It would be worth it just to see the expressions on people's faces!

Now I don't need to consult my magic eightball.

<td bgcolor="#000000">LJ Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Favorite Color</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Gay or Not Gay?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Bi-sexual</td>

Gay or Not Gay? by tashay17
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

<td bgcolor="#000000">username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">middle name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">location</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">In a hearse</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Partner the first</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Ewan McGregor</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Partner the second</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Guy Pearce</td>

Your Threesome by soleta
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Shoe Size</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Favorite color of jelly bean</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your HP lover is:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lucius Malfoy</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your LotR lover is:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Elrond</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your love child from this sex-fest will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">a muggle elf.</td>

What is your HP/LotR crossover threesome? by Elaureth
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

A good day for the faithful!

A great, grand, glorious win over Lecce, 3 - 0! Made all the better by the fact that Lecce did not roll over and play dead for the home team. They played hard and made Milan work hard in return. Three goals even without SuperPippo though I was thrilled to see him on the subs bench, I'm taking that as a sign that his recuperation is progressing faster than expected.
Sheva got a goal in each half and Tomasson knocked one in late in the second half. Maldini almost scored in the second half but he was brought down, cleanly, in the area. I think he was bruised a bit but not really hurt. He had a terrific match, it just amazes me how hard he works and how much he is still capable of giving to the game.

Nesta had a decent game. I've realised from the last few times I've seen him play that he tends to hold grudges. If you foul him it's a given that he's going to subtly return the favour the first chance he gets. But that's just how the game goes. There was a faintly cheesy little ceremony of Rivaldo saying his tearful goodbyes to the Milanisti and being hugged by his teammates. Now it turns out that he might not leave at all if Galliani has his way. I think I can honestly say now that we don't need Rivaldo and not because he's a bad player. But Milan has several players who are his equal or superior and he'd be happier and more successful elsewhere. Chelsea apparently, if he gets his way.
From the official AC Milan site.
( Read more... )

(no subject)

Loth though I am to admit that Totters has a point, other than the one on his little blond head, Lazio failed to impress today. I thought that they would take this opportunity to regroup after being deservedly beat by Parma last week. They should have continued Empoli's initiation into Serie A with a good thumping.

Admitedly I've not kept up with Lazio's ins and outs. I was a Nesta fan through the Azzurri and I rarely watched him play with Lazio. They seemed gappy and relaxed too soon after scoring their first goal. In all fairness Empoli's keeper should have been sent off in the first half for blatantly handling the ball outside his area. (I hope someone takes a long, hard look at the refereeing of that game). Lazio dominated in possession and set pieces (9 corners for God's sake) But they let Empoli wear them down and take advantage of some bad mistakes...recalls Di Natale sending the ball soaring past Peruzzi (way off his line) with the Lazio defense nowhere in sight.

While Pippo can more often than not be given the benefit of the doubt when he goes down in the penalty area it must be said loud and clear SIMONE INZAGHI IS A DIVER! Not once but twice! Little prat thoroughly deserved his yellow card. Apparently all is not well with baby Inzaghi and Mancini. Inzaghi thinks he should start more often and Mancini replied that once he saw an improvement in his training he would start the prat.

The antics and expressions of Empoli's coach were hilarious. There was quite a bit of whinging from both benches at the fourth official. The strangest thing was that the referee came to the Empoli bench and waved a red card at the subsitute keeper. I have no idea what brought that on, even the commentators were clueless about it.

The daily dose of Nesta.

I'm going to try and have an early night...crosses fingers that I can actually manage it.
But first...