I have decided....

[diemme]

That the very next time anyone in my real life inquires about my love life I'm going to say that I'm having a fantasy footie affair with Alessandro Nesta. Paolo Maldini was my first choice but I just love Adriana Maldini....hmmmm I suppose I could always be having a fantasy footie affair with both Paolo and Adriana.
It would be worth it just to see the expressions on people's faces!

Comments

[redfireborn.livejournal.com]

I think that's a very good answer, personally...

[diemme.livejournal.com]

I'm really going to do it! I just have to warn my family that they may soon have a host of people telling them I'm cracking up.

[jetpants.livejournal.com]

hee! i want an update, with a full description of the lucky person's reaction after you've done this. ;)

[diemme.livejournal.com]

Like a lead balloon! Shocked looks and nervous titters, little old ladies never take things well.

Re: I have decided....

[jetpants.livejournal.com]

uh-oh. just as long as you didn't give anyone a heart attack, i suppose. ;)

Re: I have decided....

[diemme.livejournal.com]

Yep, I'll have to choose my audience more carefully in future.