The Guardian kiiiiilllssss!

[diemme]

"Recently Cesc Fábregas urged all ambitious foreign footballers to seek a move to our muscular and sexually unambiguous English league, all the better to hone their essentially spineless skills. This despite the fact that after two seasons Fábregas himself still resembles a small plastic cartoon figurine you might find inside a Kinder Surprise egg."

Comments

[londinensa.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

I love the Guardian football journalists, despite never watching any spanish footy I read the collum every week because Sid Lowe cracks me up :p

[diemme.livejournal.com]

Tis priceless!

[winter-solstice.livejournal.com]

awww... *pets the small plastic cartoon figurine*

[miman.livejournal.com]

"muscular and sexually unambiguous English league"...really? Hello, Chelsea? And slashing each other senseless? And baby Cesc...such a pwetty cartoon figure. *pets*

[thewayforwards.livejournal.com]

Oh, bless. But he does look like something out of an Kinder Surprise egg.