Thighs,

I put you through no trials today you had not already faced before the Christmas break. Stop acting as though you're going to give out on me! Should you persist I will be forced to take you back to the gym tomorrow. SATURDAY!

Less love than usual,

Me.

Dearest calzamante  and leetje  your cards arrived two days ago, thank you!! They'd been mistakenly delivered to the neighbours who were away over Christmas. The address was perfectly clear on both envelopes and I suspect we have a new mail carrier.