Because I am a masochist..

[diemme]

I visited some more soccer message boards...smacks self with the crop I got two birthdays ago. SoccerAge's boards are particularly vile. I weep for the future of humanity, those people are scary and I'm sure they are breeding. According to them...and it's all accurate cuz like they heard it "from this guy..." Totti, Nesta, HSCV and Pippo all hail from the other side of the riverbank (I hope I got that saying right). All their past and present girlfriends have been part of some massive cover up. Oh and they are all money sucking "hos" too. Maldini apparently does not hail from that side of the riverbank but a few posters wish he did and have elaborate plans for him. Don't walk down any dark alleys Paolo. Pippo apparently looks just like Johnny Depp (had to chuckle at that one) and Totti and Sheva are "soooooooooooooo hottttt like Justin Timberlake." (gags)

My mother reminded me today that when I was ten I developed a fear of dying by spontaneous combustion and at the hands of an angry mob during a revolution. It's all true but she had to bring it up in public. She and her friends were having a session of "who has the weirdest kid." Obviously revenge for all the times I participated in the "my parents are so weird" game as a child. The first time I heard about spontaneous combustion it terrified me. The mob in a revolution fear was a bad reaction to an adventure story set during the French Revolution.

Oh, more spam btw

Comments

[evien.livejournal.com]

Blech. Yes, I haven't visited those places in a long while- they're teeming with evilness! soccerage boards and fanfiction.net alike... there is pure evil on the internet if you know where to look, don't you think? x(

Spam is good, and besides who am I to contest HSCV's ownership of pippo's bum I mean um, midsection and uh, legs, yes. *grumbles about poor ukrainian boytoy back w/ AC milan in v. small voice*

ooh. The "my parents are so weird" game...a classic, no doubt.

[londinensa.livejournal.com]

*waves hello*

Stumbled accross you via a coment on a fic. A Milan fan Yay! I have to admit to over a decade of lusting after Paolo which mutated into a love of Milan as well ;-) HSCV? *lol* will forever think of him that way now! And only someone partially sighted could think Pippo looked like the lovely Johnny! I refuse to even think about the Timberlake comparisons *shudders*

mind if I friend you?

[jetpants.livejournal.com]

i tried to read the soccerage.com message boards one day and jsut...got confused and ran before it did something to my head. *shudders*

*giggles uncontrolably at that pic of bobo and pippo* pippo looks so tiny and vieri looks like a giant (more than usual, i mean). going for the ubiquitous bum grope, of course. hee. ;D