Because I am a masochist..

[diemme]

I visited some more soccer message boards...smacks self with the crop I got two birthdays ago. SoccerAge's boards are particularly vile. I weep for the future of humanity, those people are scary and I'm sure they are breeding. According to them...and it's all accurate cuz like they heard it "from this guy..." Totti, Nesta, HSCV and Pippo all hail from the other side of the riverbank (I hope I got that saying right). All their past and present girlfriends have been part of some massive cover up. Oh and they are all money sucking "hos" too. Maldini apparently does not hail from that side of the riverbank but a few posters wish he did and have elaborate plans for him. Don't walk down any dark alleys Paolo. Pippo apparently looks just like Johnny Depp (had to chuckle at that one) and Totti and Sheva are "soooooooooooooo hottttt like Justin Timberlake." (gags)

My mother reminded me today that when I was ten I developed a fear of dying by spontaneous combustion and at the hands of an angry mob during a revolution. It's all true but she had to bring it up in public. She and her friends were having a session of "who has the weirdest kid." Obviously revenge for all the times I participated in the "my parents are so weird" game as a child. The first time I heard about spontaneous combustion it terrified me. The mob in a revolution fear was a bad reaction to an adventure story set during the French Revolution.

Oh, more spam btw

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[evien.livejournal.com]

Blech. Yes, I haven't visited those places in a long while- they're teeming with evilness! soccerage boards and fanfiction.net alike... there is pure evil on the internet if you know where to look, don't you think? x(

Spam is good, and besides who am I to contest HSCV's ownership of pippo's bum I mean um, midsection and uh, legs, yes. *grumbles about poor ukrainian boytoy back w/ AC milan in v. small voice*

ooh. The "my parents are so weird" game...a classic, no doubt.

[diemme.livejournal.com]

Parts of the internet are cess pools of depravity. Visiting some of those sites is like peeking through your fingers at the worst part of a gory film; you know it will only disturb you but you just can't help yourself.

Hee, HSCV is such a caveman, going out and tossing his Pippo over his shoulder. Though, this time Pippo might have lept up there.