This World Series of Football.

Half time and we're a goal down. Chelsea's taking this fairly seriously but I don't think we care much. Vieri is utterly useless and I'd rather have Crespo. Nessie's having a bad game but he always does in these US tours, too much humidity perhaps.

The announcers need an education; it's actually fairly common for Milan and Inter to trade players, where do they think wee Andrea and Seedorf came from? We gave them Helveg too. The CL QF derby aside, the Milan - Inter rivalry is far more benign than say, Roma - Lazio or Torino - Juve. Oh, it's Andrea Pirlo not Andres he's not French or Spanish.

Wee Elef is doing pretty well even if he doesn't have the communication with the defenders down yet. I expect we'll see Vogel in the second half.