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[diemme]

"Recently Cesc Fábregas urged all ambitious foreign footballers to seek a move to our muscular and sexually unambiguous English league, all the better to hone their essentially spineless skills. This despite the fact that after two seasons Fábregas himself still resembles a small plastic cartoon figurine you might find inside a Kinder Surprise egg."

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[winter-solstice.livejournal.com]

awww... *pets the small plastic cartoon figurine*