What is the sense of riding Totti like a cheap whore but letting "Not Totti" flit 'round unimpeded like a freaked out fairy?

*has laughing fit*
Cheap whore or not Totters is much more attractive than 'Not Totti'! Who would you rather follow around ;-)

I'm sure Nessie told Totters to be good to his captain or else & the other one followed along as usual! 'sides if you're going to be upended by anyone you could do worse than Paolo.

Poor Roma but Yay for Milan!
*bounces*