*dies laughing* Oh girl, we're on the same wavelength!!! I clicked on my flist again just now and thought, "OMG, how many chapters of this can there possibly be?!"

And, "Couldn't someone please start writing something about someone I actually care about? Anyone I actually care about?"

Alas, I find Torres to be the least slashable of the Spaniards. He is mildly cute in his youth, but that will go soon.