From the Guardian Unlimited...this was too much.

[diemme]

"The referee told us in no uncertain terms what was expected of us," said Alpay. "He made us shake hands and then hug each other. Then he told us we were too hot and needed to calm down.

"He made us drink a glass of water before we could leave. He was sweating so much himself. All I could see was steam rising off his bald head as if he were on fire."

Continues to zip 'round the room on my brand new computer chair; my back is so happy now!

Oh, the spirit of Paolo speaks through me now! That's all!