bwahahahahaha! i don't think there was anything in that that didn't make me laugh.

hairy scary Christian Vieri

hahaha. that has a nice ring to it, and is even more appropriate now than last season.

Francesco Totti nestling snugly behind the front two, on and off the pitch (hey, it's my fantasy).

*coughs* um, and some fantasy it is. *pales*

That's right, Gattuso. Grrrr.

hee hee. that gave me images of gattuso scowling at opponents, saying "GRRRRRRR" and having them scamper off, cowering.

ahhh, ok, i could quote the entire article, so i'll stop now. but that was bloody hilarious. thanks for posting. :D