being in the midsts of my monthly feminine agony, i was just thinking the other day (yesterday..) that if my child becomes some screw-up (ie. hobo, murderer, rapist, mcdonalds manager at the age of 48 while living in my basement), i will not only surgically remove my womb, but s/he will have to do chores around my house for free until every month i suffered my period for his/her existence.

so s/he better become rich so i can grow old and plump like sandro's mum!